Happy Halloween

by bnealon on October 31, 2009

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It’s that time of year again.  “Trick or treat, smell my feet, give me something good to eat.”  Yes, HALLOWEEN is here again!  For all of you trick or treaters out there I have a few suggestions for you before you run out of the house in your costume to collect all your goodies.  If you must go begging in the dark, take your pumpkin-headed (or skull-headed, if you prefer) flashlight with you. 

Ha, ha! Two teeth are surely enough for trick or treating.

Ha, ha! Two teeth are surely enough for trick or treating.

Keep it pointed to where you are walking so as not to trip.  No matter what you are going as wear flat shoes to keep balanced.  (Real French maids do not wear high heels.)  If you live in a warm climate do not go as anything in the animal kingdom–it’s too easy to get overheated while wearing fur. 

WHAT am I going as?  A chippendale cowboy, silly!

WHAT am I going as? A chippendale cowboy, silly!

If your treater gives you a choice, go for something non-chocolate.  Remember, caffeine is in chocolate and that is a trigger for a lot of you Meniere’s patients.  However, if you are the treater, push the chocolate just in case you have any leftover treats for yourself.  And don’t forget, your treats don’t have to last forever.  Quit your trick or treating before you get tired, there’s always next year.  Have fun and Happy Halloween!

I'm ready, is it time to go yet?

I'm ready, is it time to go yet?

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